dogshitpacker

This past weekend while driving in a car with 2 other people, I noticed a SHITHEAD tailgating another car, and I promptly said something like "Look at that shithead cunt tailgating that car", and then the chick in my car basically said "How dare you judge somebody for doing something as trivial as tailgating?".

Uhhhhhh,.....really?,....if you don't understand how UNINTELLIGENT tailgating is, you shouldn't have been born.

This is the best TAILGATING scene ever!!!!,....and you should learn the consequences!!!

PROFESSOR GATES vs OFFICER CROWLEY,...............Who was right??????

If you think Professor Gates should've been arrested, I think YOU are a piece of SHIT.

If you think Professor Gates DESERVED to be arrested, I think YOU are a piece of SHIT.

I disagree with Professor Gates that this was a "Racially charged incident". In my opinion it was an EGO BATTLE, a.k.a. power-trip. The Officer entered Gates' house and soon realized that the 58 year old Black man with a CANE was the owner of the house. Gates was in a bad mood and told the officer to get the fuck out of his house. The officer was EMBARRASSED of ordered out of his house, so therefore he retaliated by trying to prove he had a bigger dick than the black man. He did this by refusing both his name and his badge number. Then he deceitfully baited Gates to his porch in order to arrest him for "disordery conduct in public" which is HOGWASH.

Gates had every right to act rude to the Officer. And Crowley had NO RIGHT to arrest AND antagonize a man he KNEW was innocent. That is downright treason and breach-of-disorderly-contract of his oath. Crowley should be demoted immediately. Gates did NOTHING wrong. He even had the right, in my opinion, to take a piss on the officer once the officer refused to leave his house.

But the WORST part of all this is that EVERYBODY is a fucking MORON!!! EVERYONE of my coworkers is on Officer Crowley's side!!! They ALL said shit like "It's illegal to insult a police officer" and "You must obey and respect the police or you will pay the consequences". It amazes me how FUCKING STUPID the average shithead is. And "average" includes 98% of you dumb fucks.

And fuck CNN, MSNBC, and FOX, etc,.......they all FOCUSED on how this was a 'black-vs-white' race issue, and they focused on what the 911 caller described, and USELESS shit. None of the news networks DISCUSSED THE FIRST AMENDMENT or ABUSE OF POWER BY POLICE. That's what this incident IS about. Fucking cunts!!!

Somebody had the nerve to say to me today "Dan, do you believe everything you read??", and I replied "Not anymore, cuz I've read the constitution".......'and the Bible' I should've added. I literally asked about 22 people today about the Gates/Crowley incident, and they all were supporting the Cop. What is wrong with people??? I work with a bunch of lesbians and liberals for God's sakes. They have more mental blocks than a retard trying to win a national scrabble tourney. White people are dumb. At least as dumb as everybody else.

I live in Burbank, and every morning I drive 10 miles south to Hollywood to work. I'm supposed to arrive at 9:00am. Today I left Burbank at 8:55am, which is common, because I don't give a fuck about my job, and I enjoy showing up late for work.

But I DO care about my job enough that I at least kinda' speed to work(-therefore I drive 77mph in a 65 mph zone, and I drive through borderline red lights at intersections, and do rolling stops, etc).

From my apartment, I have to drive about a half a mile on surface streets before I enter an on-ramp for the I-5 freeway. Anyways, today, at 8:55am I was driving 35mph on the surface street. It was a double lane. There was a huge van to the right of me driving neck-and-neck with me; And there was an intersection about 200 feet in front of us, -which, at the time, had a RED LIGHT. The van braked for the red light in anticipation, and slowly coasted to it. But since I had to eventually take a right turn to get on the freeway, I continued going 35mph and pulled in front of the Van, -which was about 45 feet behind me as I passed(a lot of space!!!).

And luckily, as soon as I switched into the Van's lane, the light turned Green and I NEVER even had to brake. However, as I pulled into the Van's lane, -the driver of the Van began HONKING at me. I knew exactly why he was honking at me. He was honking because he had a TERRIBLE TEMPER, and yes, because it was slightly dooshy of me to get in front of him when there was a red light shortly ahead, -but hey, this is L.A., if you can't handle THAT, you shouldn't be behind the wheel of a car.

But the Van driver is just getting started with his honking. He then rode my ass while honking his horn at a rate of 5 honks per second. Just fucking nuts!!! He then pulled into the left lane to get neck-and-neck with me, -and continued honking like a madman. Meanwhile, I REFUSED to acknowledge him, -though I did something in my car to purposely piss him the fuck off: I rhythmically swayed my head back-and-forth as if I was jamming out to elevator-music in my car. This resulted in his honking to be accompanied by his SHOUTING and SWEARING which I could easily hear through my dusty rolled-up windows.

He then tried to ram his van into my car(it was a bluff scare tactic), -coming within inches of hitting me before slowly veering back into his own lane. I didn't care. I didn't react to it. My only goal was to make him think that I had no clue as to what was going on and that I was completely oblivious to his honking and that i was genuinely rocking out to Huey Lewis And The News Greatest Hits album. But I soon blew my cover, cuz' as the van was still neck-and-neck with me, I made a facial reaction as if I had heard a weird noise, and then I looked to my right(the van was to my left) and WAVED DRAMATICALLY to an imaginary person on the sidewalk. That decision made the van driver want to kill me.

But I was almost out of danger, -the freeway entrance was just around the corner: I just had to take a right at the next intersection, then drive 200 feet and veer onto the Freeway. There was about 50 feet of space from that intersection light to my car, and there were already 2 cars waiting in front of me to turn right. I had the foresight to realize that if I drove up to the cars in front of me, the van driver would possibly box me in and then get out of his car and bash my window and stab me to death. I really thought that was a possibility. Another fleeting thought i had, -which I didn't like, was to pull into the gas station which was right at that corner, and cut through it and get onto the road I needed to get on. But I didn't do that because the Van driver would've easily followed me through it, and he'd have more psychotic adrenaline to ram into me if I cut through a gas station. However, I DID leave that possibility as an option: I left about 30 feet in front of me to the next car, so that I couldn't get boxed in. And I was now at the very edge of the gas station entrance, so, in case of emergency, I could still pull into it and try to escape, if attacked.

The van driver, who was STILL neck-and-neck with me, and STILL honking, and STILL yelling at me, suddenly cut into my lane in front of me, at a 45 degree angle and SLAMMED on his brakes. He then HOPPED out of his van SWEARING-his-head-off, and ran directly at me. I, of course, expected this and had already began SLOWLY pulling into the gas station before the van driver even opened his door. I also purposely "slowly" pulled into the gas station in order to convince the psycho van driver that I was just getting gas. It worked, cuz he stopped 'running' after me, and instead planned on ambushing me once I got out of my car to fill up my tank. I was literally coasting at 2mph through the gas station and proceeded to align my car up to a gas-pump while my peripheral vision observed the madman briskly walking behind my car. Obviously I wasn't gonna stop at the pump, -so I then increased my speed to 10mph while rolling down my power windows and stuck my left arm out of the window and FLIPPED him the MIDDLE FINGER and peeled out once I exited the gas station curb-cut entrance thingy.

The Van driver didn't even yell anything at that point. In my side-mirror, and rear-mirror, I COULD SEE HIM RUNNING back to his 45-degree-angle-parked van. 5 seconds later I was on the onramp to the freeway with only a slight fear of the van catching up to me. I wasn't out of the woods just yet though. It was one of those onramps where only one car can go at a time. There were two cars in front of me, and it seemed like it took 800 seconds for them to go through, -even though the light flashes from green to red every 3 seconds(one car per green). When the light turned green for me, I sped off with the mindset of a Nascar driver. I quickly shimmied over to the fast lane while dodging 18 wheelers going twice as fast as me. Traffic was heavy, -but it was still flowing at about 60mph or so. Soon I was all over the place, -every goddamn lane all at once if you can imagine it. Any opening I saw, I took it, -as if I was playing horizontal Tetris, I'd fill the gap and then look for my next move.

And guess what I saw in my rear-view mirror? Yup, the Van driver, -but luckily it was 2000 feet behind me, -and it appeared he was illegally driving on the shoulder of the road in order to make up ground. But I was flying along, and I was catching all kinds of breaks with my WEAVING-IN-AND-OUT-OF-LANES strategy. I never saw the Van again. Hopefully it drove straight into a cement girder block on the side of the road and got decapitated. I really wouldn't care. I'm against the death penalty, but I enjoy when mean people with bad tempers die(-just like Dexter does).

I made it to work FASTER than I ever had before. I lead-footed it the whole way. I'm sure that dumb van driver was too stupid to get my license plate number, -so I don't think I'll ever see him again. However, I do think he is INSANE enough to camp out at that gas station intersection around 9am for the next month or so in order to shoot me with a rifle. I'm not willing to take that chance, so I'm gonna take a different route to work for the next month and maybe even year. These middle-aged WHITE tea-bag-party shitheads got nothing to lose.

I didn't even really cut that Van Driver off. On the flip side, I've been dangerously cut off about 10,000 times in my life, -and guess what?, NOT ONCE have I honked at somebody for cutting me off. It's not a big deal; I'll give the driver the benefit of the doubt: Maybe the driver is late to a wedding, maybe the driver is late for work, maybe the driver is pregnant, maybe the driver has to-shit-his-pants really badly and is racing home, maybe they are late to an airport, maybe, maybe, maybe. True, these reasons don't validate cutting someone off, -but still, in general, people are in a hurry....all the time. Get used to it. Honking is for crybabies. Try sucking a dick instead.

In conclusion, I OWNED the fuck out of a redneck van driver today, and I have no idea what his face looks like cuz I didn't even look at him. He knows what I look like though. He probably thought about me all day long. He wants to kill me so badly. But he can't. His life is worthless. People with bad tempers lead worthless lives.

Today was one of the best days of my life.

Last week I blogged about how I noticed a tiny dot of "necropsy"(necrosis) on my leg, and though it was harmless-looking, I was freaking out about it nonetheless. Anyways, I had the foresight to photograph it, and the end result is spectacular!!!!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/25686657@N03/3709738480/sizes/o/

The maggots are resting peacefully:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/25686657@N03/3709730260/sizes/l/

pause the video at .38 seconds in,.....I then ran really fast to the other side of the court to get a point by then making opponent hit it out of the court.

TRIVIA TIME!!!!

Please,....pretty please, answers these questions with some thought,....it took me 3 hours to compile this data, so humor me,...have fun with it,....leave your guesses in the fucking comments section,....that's where i'll put the ANSWERS.

In the last 6 years there have been 3,402 MURDERS in New York City.

1.) What percent of those murders were committed by WHITE people?

2.) What percent of those murders were committed by people 17 years old and younger?

3.) What percent of those murders were committed by people 45 years old and older?

4.) What percent of people murdered were female?

5.) What percent of the murders were committed by a knife???

6.) What percent of the murders were committed by ASIANS?

7.) What percent of the murders happened in the daytime?

and this 90 minute video is for Nigel Bo (about how religious people have genetic coding similar to retarded people and "schizophrenic" people: http://www.boingboing.net/2009/06/06/evolution-religion-s.html

http://www.flickr.com/photos/25686657@N03/3535141534/sizes/l/

The shirts are free as always, -just let me know your address, and let me know which size you are.

There are 4 sizes: Small, Medium, Large, and Sloppy-Cheating-Bitch.

-Dexter

OLDIE BUT GOODIE:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25686657@N03/3519820386/sizes/o/

Here is me climbing a tree with no hands:

JACK-OFF JOEL SHERMAN ARRESTED FOR PLAYING WITH HIS 'PEE-WEE' HERMAN
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25686657@N03/3507029080/sizes/o/

CHRIS CREE AND ED SCHULTZ HAVE SIMILAR HAIR-DOOs AND DILLY ROOs....seriously, they Really Doo:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25686657@N03/3506222489/sizes/o/

lol, lulz, lultz, schultz, ......i could go on and on..........suck it trebek

the dodgers set a major league record with their 13-game home win streak like i predicted 5 years ago. And Manny Ramirez is still 10 times more valuable than Jason Bay.

"Moneyball" sucks so much that the A's are in last place still. Joe Morgan and I were right: Smart people create statistics out of thin air with our 6th sense, and the rest of ya'll play ketchup with your manuals, -SNAP, that's gonna leave a stain; Think outside the BOOX'(pronounced books, aka Moneyball-ish books).

This is me NOT on drugs:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25686657@N03/3495613737/sizes/l/

But then I Went to Blueberry Hill and turned on the MAGIC GAS:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25686657@N03/3496433664/sizes/l/

The laughing gas made me go crazy:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25686657@N03/3496432928/sizes/l/

I was up Shit's Creek:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25686657@N03/3495614963/sizes/l/

and I got stuck in a tree:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25686657@N03/3495613467/sizes/l/

I painted the Magic Gas pipeline with the blood of a Beluga Whale tainted with mezzo-feel-E-oma:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25686657@N03/3495614209/sizes/l/

This is an 8 minute video. The last 2 minutes are the best. (blow job involved)
I've been in the Beverly Hilton. It was very arousing,....yet it's scummier than you think. As for Miami, it makes sense that hookers be going down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfUhSp4YCdQ

That video is made by a cool-ass-hippie from North Carolina. It starts out slow. The video's purpose is to expose the racism and ignorance of this youtube user: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWxFPT5oi6U

Please vote 5 stars for the video, and make a difference in somebody's life; Perpetuate sympathy.